12 Days of Christmas: Nine Christmas Jokes
Nine days till Christmas vacation! Today we’re going to get you laughing with some Christmas jokes you can share with your whole family this Christmas.
1. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Orna-mints!
2. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple.
3. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
4. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause
5. What is Santa’s favorite type of potato chip?
Crisp Pringles!
6. Why didn’t the Christmas tree perform well on its algebra test?
It got stumped by all the questions.
7. How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
8. What did the one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
9. Why did Rudolph have a bad grade on his report card?
Because he went down in history.
Bonus: Why did Frosty the Snowman get kicked out of the produce section at the grocery store?
They caught him picking his nose.
I hope these jokes got you laughing (at least a little maybe?). Have fun sharing these and maybe even some of your own jokes with friends and family this holiday season!
